(to the tune of "My Favorite Things")

No law establishing any religion;
Speech, press, assembly, you cannot abridge 'em!
Redress-of-grievance petitions to bring;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Secureness from undue searches and seizure;
Public due process, at nobody's leisure;
On causes probable warrents must cling;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Science and useful arts' progress foreseeing;
No ex post facto laws; safeguards from being
twice put in jeopardy of life or limb;
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the news bites,
When the mud slings,
When I have dispaired,
I simply fall back on my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so scared.

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