To my Representative,

Senators,

And the President;

Sincerely:

(to the tune of "My Favorite Things")

No law establishing any religion;

Speech, press, assembly, you cannot abridge 'em!

Redress-of-grievance petitions to bring;

These are a few of my favorite things.

Secureness from undue searches and seizure;

Public due process, at nobody's leisure;

On causes probable warrents must cling;

These are a few of my favorite things.

Science and useful arts' progress foreseeing;

No ex post facto laws; safeguards from being

twice put in jeopardy of life or limb;

These are a few of my favorite things.

When the news bites,

When the mud slings,

When I have dispaired,

I simply fall back on my favorite things,

And then I don't feel so scared.

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